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: #Laughs At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).

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: #Laughs Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night.

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: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

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: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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: #Laughs |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.

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: #Laughs What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

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: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

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: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

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: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out.

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: #Laughs |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herCo

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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: #Laughs Some vampires went to see Dracula.

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: #Laughs What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!

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: #Laughs What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.

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: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

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: #Laughs At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).

: #Laughs Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night.

: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

: #Laughs |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.

: #Laughs What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

: #Laughs Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out.

: #Laughs |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herCo

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

: #Laughs Some vampires went to see Dracula.

: #Laughs What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!

: #Laughs What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.

: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

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