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: #Laughs What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

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: #Laughs What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

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: #Laughs Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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: #Laughs |An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S.

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: #Laughs A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

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: #Laughs A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to he

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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

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: #Laughs |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.....

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: #Laughs After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured.

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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: #Laughs An old man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs One day there were two boys playing by a stream.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!

: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

: #Laughs What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

: #Laughs Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

: #Laughs |An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S.

: #Laughs A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

: #Laughs A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to he

: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

: #Laughs |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.....

: #Laughs After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured.

: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

: #Laughs An old man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs One day there were two boys playing by a stream.

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