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: #Laughs A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.

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: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

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: #Laughs What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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: #Laughs How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

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: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

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: #Laughs What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

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: #Laughs Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

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: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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: #Laughs A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.

: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

: #Laughs What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

: #Laughs How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.

: #Laughs What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

: #Laughs Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

: #Laughs "Mr.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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