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: #Laughs A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers.

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: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

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: #Laughs Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

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: #Laughs An old man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

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: #Laughs How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!

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: #Laughs |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

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: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

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: #Laughs One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talki

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: #Laughs Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

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: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

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: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

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: #Laughs A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers.

: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

: #Laughs An old man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

: #Laughs How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!

: #Laughs |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along.

: #Laughs One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talki

: #Laughs Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

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