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: #Laughs What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

: #Laughs Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb

: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

: #Laughs Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

: #Laughs On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What areyou doing?" asked the friend.

: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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