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: #Laughs Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

: #Laughs "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked.

: #Laughs A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job.

: #Laughs How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.

: #Laughs Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?Colored Elastics For Braces:As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.Inflatable Furnit

: #Laughs I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.
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