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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !

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: #Laughs What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

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: #Laughs The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors LATE HOMEWORK When a student turns in his/her project two weeks late and asks for full credit, accept the late work and tell

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: #Laughs There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together.

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: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.

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: #Laughs A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.The teac

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: #Laughs |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.

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: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

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: #Laughs What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

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: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

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: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

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: #Laughs When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

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: #Laughs The Perfect Woman would say: 1.

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: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

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: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !

: #Laughs What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

: #Laughs The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors LATE HOMEWORK When a student turns in his/her project two weeks late and asks for full credit, accept the late work and tell

: #Laughs There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together.

: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.

: #Laughs A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.The teac

: #Laughs |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.

: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

: #Laughs What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

: #Laughs When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

: #Laughs The Perfect Woman would say: 1.

: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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