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: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

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: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

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: #Laughs What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

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: #Laughs A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night.

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: #Laughs A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!" ~~~ First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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: #Laughs Two secretaries were talking about their work.

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: #Laughs Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when

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: #Laughs A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.

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: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

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: #Laughs Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together.

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: #Laughs A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

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: #Laughs What's O.

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: #Laughs The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I.

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: #Laughs The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation.

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: #Laughs Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

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: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

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: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

: #Laughs What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

: #Laughs A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night.

: #Laughs A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!" ~~~ First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

: #Laughs Two secretaries were talking about their work.

: #Laughs Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when

: #Laughs A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.

: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

: #Laughs Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together.

: #Laughs A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs What's O.

: #Laughs The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I.

: #Laughs The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

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