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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

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: #Laughs On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

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: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

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: #Laughs How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

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: #Laughs One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket.

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: #Laughs Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students welltaught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S

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: #Laughs There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

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: #Laughs Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

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: #Laughs Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!

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: #Laughs Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !

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: #Laughs Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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: #Laughs |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.""Settled it!" cried his astonished father.

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: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

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: #Laughs What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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: #Laughs A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.

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: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

: #Laughs On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

: #Laughs How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

: #Laughs One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket.

: #Laughs Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students welltaught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S

: #Laughs There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

: #Laughs Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

: #Laughs Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!

: #Laughs Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !

: #Laughs Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

: #Laughs |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I?ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.""Settled it!" cried his astonished father.

: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

: #Laughs What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

: #Laughs A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.

: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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