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: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

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: #Laughs As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W.

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: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one.

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: #Laughs "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I f

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: #Laughs Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

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: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

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: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

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: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

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: #Laughs |Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!Tyson's favorite football team-the Tamp

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: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

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: #Laughs A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a convenience store.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

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: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

: #Laughs As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W.

: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one.

: #Laughs "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I f

: #Laughs Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

: #Laughs Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

: #Laughs |Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!Tyson's favorite football team-the Tamp

: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

: #Laughs A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

: #Laughs A duck walks into a convenience store.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

: #Laughs What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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