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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...

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: #Laughs A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

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: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

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: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

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: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

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: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

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: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

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: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

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: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

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: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

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: #Laughs |Analysis:1.

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: #Laughs A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change.

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: #Laughs Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold.

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: #Laughs On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...

: #Laughs A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |Analysis:1.

: #Laughs A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change.

: #Laughs Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold.

: #Laughs On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped.

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