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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

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: #Laughs While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights

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: #Laughs A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.

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: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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: #Laughs What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

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: #Laughs Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

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: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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: #Laughs Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...00." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He

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: #Laughs A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.

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: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

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: #Laughs When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

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: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

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: #Laughs Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.In comes a beautif

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

: #Laughs While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.

: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

: #Laughs What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

: #Laughs Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

: #Laughs Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

: #Laughs Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...00." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He

: #Laughs A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.

: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

: #Laughs When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !

: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

: #Laughs Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.In comes a beautif

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