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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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: #Laughs A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white

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: #Laughs |The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

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: #Laughs Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch.

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: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

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: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in,and you're not getting your money back."

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: #Laughs Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

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: #Laughs Out for the Count by Esau Stars

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: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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: #Laughs What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

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: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."

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: #Laughs The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife.."So what...

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: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

: #Laughs A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.

: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white

: #Laughs |The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

: #Laughs Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch.

: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in,and you're not getting your money back."

: #Laughs Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

: #Laughs Out for the Count by Esau Stars

: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

: #Laughs What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."

: #Laughs The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife.."So what...

: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

: #Laughs |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

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