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: #Laughs A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.

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: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

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: #Laughs This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

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: #Laughs Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frow

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: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

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: #Laughs The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood.

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: #Laughs A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table.

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: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"

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: #Laughs Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

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: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

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: #Laughs Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !

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: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

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: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.

: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

: #Laughs This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

: #Laughs Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frow

: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

: #Laughs The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood.

: #Laughs A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table.

: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"

: #Laughs Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

: #Laughs Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !

: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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