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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

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: #Laughs Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in t

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: #Laughs You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.

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: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

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: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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: #Laughs Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

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: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

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: #Laughs |They would immediately change the name to WatMas.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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: #Laughs Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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: #Laughs |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

: #Laughs Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in t

: #Laughs You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.

: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

: #Laughs Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

: #Laughs |They would immediately change the name to WatMas.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

: #Laughs Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

: #Laughs |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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