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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

: #Laughs Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year "1" and ends with year "100"-thus the reason why the 20

: #Laughs Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

: #Laughs Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.

: #Laughs There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
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