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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

: #Laughs |A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

: #Laughs MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 9:30 No-witness NewsWEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist D

: #Laughs There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.

: #Laughs Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !

: #Laughs A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your famil

: #Laughs Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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