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: #Laughs Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

: #Laughs The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt.

: #Laughs A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot.

: #Laughs The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels.

: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.
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