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: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis.

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: #Laughs A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

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: #Laughs Two men were talking.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

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: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

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: #Laughs What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

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: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

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: #Laughs There were three guys stuck on an island.

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: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

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: #Laughs Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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: #Laughs What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above

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: #Laughs If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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: #Laughs A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !

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: #Laughs It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?

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: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

: #Laughs Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis.

: #Laughs A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

: #Laughs Two men were talking.

: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

: #Laughs What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

: #Laughs There were three guys stuck on an island.

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

: #Laughs What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above

: #Laughs If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

: #Laughs A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !

: #Laughs It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?

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