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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

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: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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: #Laughs When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

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: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

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: #Laughs Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for

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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

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: #Laughs You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

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: #Laughs Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"

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: #Laughs What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !

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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

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: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

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: #Laughs Enlightenment Quiz1.

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: #Laughs If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

: #Laughs When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

: #Laughs Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for

: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

: #Laughs You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

: #Laughs Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"

: #Laughs What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

: #Laughs Enlightenment Quiz1.

: #Laughs If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

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