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: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

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: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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: #Laughs An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

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: #Laughs A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

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: #Laughs One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.

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: #Laughs Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings.

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: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

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: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young and broke.

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: #Laughs Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his works!""No way!," the man repeats."And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Fa

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: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

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: #Laughs What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!

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: #Laughs |Department Store Santa Peeves8.

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: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

: #Laughs An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on.

: #Laughs Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

: #Laughs A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.

: #Laughs Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

: #Laughs One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.

: #Laughs Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings.

: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young and broke.

: #Laughs Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his works!""No way!," the man repeats."And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Fa

: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

: #Laughs What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!

: #Laughs |Department Store Santa Peeves8.

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