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: #Laughs Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.

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: #Laughs |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

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: #Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.

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: #Laughs Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

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: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket.

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: #Laughs AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the ed

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: #Laughs Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

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: #Laughs Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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: #Laughs Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.

: #Laughs |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

: #Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.

: #Laughs Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

: #Laughs A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket.

: #Laughs AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the ed

: #Laughs Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

: #Laughs Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !

: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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