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: #Laughs A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.

: #Laughs |Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?A: Just one, the moulting season!Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!Q: Why i

: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

: #Laughs This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream.

: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

: #Laughs A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St.

: #Laughs Exclamations: "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle." "This'll jar your preserves." "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.
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