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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

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: #Laughs The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

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: #Laughs * Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

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: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.

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: #Laughs 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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: #Laughs What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

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: #Laughs Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

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: #Laughs A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy.

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: #Laughs Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

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: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

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: #Laughs Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a.

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: #Laughs There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey! That's handy!"

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: #Laughs If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette...

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

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: #Laughs What has eight arms and an I.Q.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

: #Laughs The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

: #Laughs * Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.

: #Laughs 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

: #Laughs What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

: #Laughs Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

: #Laughs A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

: #Laughs Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy.

: #Laughs Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

: #Laughs Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a.

: #Laughs There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey! That's handy!"

: #Laughs If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette...

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs What has eight arms and an I.Q.

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