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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we d

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith."Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the l

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir!I promised myself that when I g

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I saw a pen in a store the other day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.

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