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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!"As we don't have any programming experience,this Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for y

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Alle

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Son: I can't go to school today.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man left work one Friday afternoon.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as ha

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

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