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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

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: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

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: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

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: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"He replies "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs Doctor Sawbones speaking.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

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: #Laughs Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

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: #Laughs Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

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: #Laughs YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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: #Laughs What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

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: #Laughs The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

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: #Laughs What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"He replies "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs Doctor Sawbones speaking.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

: #Laughs Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

: #Laughs Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M.

: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

: #Laughs YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

: #Laughs What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

: #Laughs The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation.

: #Laughs Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

: #Laughs What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests.

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