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: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

: #Laughs WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

: #Laughs A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

: #Laughs Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.

: #Laughs The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD player!" replied the wife.."So what...

: #Laughs Some Words of Wisdom...The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

: #Laughs |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
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