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: #Laughs While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driv

: #Laughs How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

: #Laughs Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

: #Laughs A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, "That's not my ring...It's my wristwatch."

: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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