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: #Laughs How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

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: #Laughs What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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: #Laughs |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

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: #Laughs A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives.

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: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it.

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: #Laughs Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

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: #Laughs An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs An American tourist is visiting China.

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: #Laughs Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

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: #Laughs Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!

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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

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: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

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: #Laughs How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

: #Laughs What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

: #Laughs |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

: #Laughs A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives.

: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it.

: #Laughs Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

: #Laughs An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs An American tourist is visiting China.

: #Laughs Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

: #Laughs Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

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