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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

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: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

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: #Laughs A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde.

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: #Laughs What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

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: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

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: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you.

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: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

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: #Laughs Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

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: #Laughs And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M.

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: #Laughs How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None.

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: #Laughs What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh ..

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: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

: #Laughs A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde.

: #Laughs What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you.

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

: #Laughs Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

: #Laughs And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M.

: #Laughs How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None.

: #Laughs What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh ..

: #Laughs There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.T

: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

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