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: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

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: #Laughs Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

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: #Laughs E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

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: #Laughs What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.The frog hopped into the

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: #Laughs Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd.

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: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

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: #Laughs How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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: #Laughs |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like r

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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil.

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: #Laughs A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

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: #Laughs There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.The first few days pass and

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: #Laughs |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

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: #Laughs At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

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: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

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: #Laughs Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar.

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: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

: #Laughs Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

: #Laughs E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

: #Laughs What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.The frog hopped into the

: #Laughs Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

: #Laughs There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd.

: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

: #Laughs How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

: #Laughs |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like r

: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil.

: #Laughs A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

: #Laughs There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.The first few days pass and

: #Laughs |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

: #Laughs At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

: #Laughs Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar.

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