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: #Laughs Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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: #Laughs Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.

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: #Laughs What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's the

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: #Laughs This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

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: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

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: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

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: #Laughs Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs A zebra dies goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a w

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: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defen

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

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: #Laughs "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

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: #Laughs Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Wha

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: #Laughs Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

: #Laughs Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.

: #Laughs What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's the

: #Laughs This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

: #Laughs Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs A zebra dies goes to heaven.

: #Laughs Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a w

: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defen

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

: #Laughs "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

: #Laughs Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Wha

: #Laughs Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

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