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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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: #Laughs What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'

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: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

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: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

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: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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: #Laughs Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping.

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: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

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: #Laughs Early Texas governors were not very well educated.

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: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

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: #Laughs Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

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: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

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: #Laughs Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

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: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

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: #Laughs A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

: #Laughs What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'

: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

: #Laughs What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

: #Laughs Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping.

: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

: #Laughs Early Texas governors were not very well educated.

: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

: #Laughs Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

: #Laughs Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

: #Laughs Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

: #Laughs A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

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