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: #Laughs A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket.

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: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

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: #Laughs An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone.

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: #Laughs Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.

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: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

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: #Laughs |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

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: #Laughs Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life.

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: #Laughs The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith.

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: #Laughs Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer.

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: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

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: #Laughs THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO.1.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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: #Laughs A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket.

: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

: #Laughs An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone.

: #Laughs Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

: #Laughs How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.

: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

: #Laughs |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

: #Laughs Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life.

: #Laughs The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith.

: #Laughs Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer.

: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

: #Laughs THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO.1.

: #Laughs Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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