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: #Laughs A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker.

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: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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: #Laughs Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.

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: #Laughs Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

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: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

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: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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: #Laughs Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

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: #Laughs "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper."The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick."This, as you might assume, distressed the ma

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: #Laughs "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much abou

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

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: #Laughs I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

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: #Laughs Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

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: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.If they pay for dinner, you are using them.If you pay for dinner, you are trying to embarrass them.If you make less mo

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: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

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: #Laughs What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker.

: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

: #Laughs Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.

: #Laughs Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

: #Laughs Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

: #Laughs "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper."The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick."This, as you might assume, distressed the ma

: #Laughs "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much abou

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

: #Laughs I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

: #Laughs Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.If they pay for dinner, you are using them.If you pay for dinner, you are trying to embarrass them.If you make less mo

: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

: #Laughs What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

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