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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down.

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: #Laughs Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell.

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: #Laughs Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale.

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: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

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: #Laughs People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times.

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: #Laughs A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded.

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: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

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: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

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: #Laughs A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.

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: #Laughs A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the do

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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: #Laughs As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down.

: #Laughs Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell.

: #Laughs Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale.

: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

: #Laughs People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times.

: #Laughs A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded.

: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

: #Laughs What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

: #Laughs A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.

: #Laughs A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the do

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

: #Laughs As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises.

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