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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United States."The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, th

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A couple were going out for the evening.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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