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: #Laughs Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one.

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: #Laughs The engine's being held on by duct tape.

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: #Laughs |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

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: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

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: #Laughs A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen....he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must haveher....He leans over to the bartender and

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: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island.

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: #Laughs It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary.

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: #Laughs A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.When she sat, s

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: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

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: #Laughs An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

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: #Laughs Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

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: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

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: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

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: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

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: #Laughs Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one.

: #Laughs The engine's being held on by duct tape.

: #Laughs |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

: #Laughs Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

: #Laughs A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.

: #Laughs A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen....he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must haveher....He leans over to the bartender and

: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary.

: #Laughs A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.When she sat, s

: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

: #Laughs An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

: #Laughs Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

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