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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably goingto have to pet him first."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A little girl and her mother were shopping.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

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