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: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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: #Laughs |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

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: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

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: #Laughs When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !

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: #Laughs In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a

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: #Laughs What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

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: #Laughs I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

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: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

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: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

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: #Laughs What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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: #Laughs |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

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: #Laughs Men are like curling irons.

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

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: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

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: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.

: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

: #Laughs When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !

: #Laughs In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

: #Laughs I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

: #Laughs What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

: #Laughs |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

: #Laughs Men are like curling irons.

: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

: #Laughs It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

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