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: #Laughs How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

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: #Laughs Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

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: #Laughs Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

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: #Laughs A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

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: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

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: #Laughs How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

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: #Laughs As Mr.

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: #Laughs What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.

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: #Laughs And God Created Woman.

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: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy.

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: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

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: #Laughs What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

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: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.

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: #Laughs John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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: #Laughs How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

: #Laughs Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

: #Laughs Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

: #Laughs A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

: #Laughs How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

: #Laughs What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

: #Laughs As Mr.

: #Laughs What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.

: #Laughs And God Created Woman.

: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy.

: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

: #Laughs What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.

: #Laughs John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan.

: #Laughs Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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