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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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: #Laughs One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood.

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: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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: #Laughs A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur.

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: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

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: #Laughs If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

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: #Laughs Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need

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: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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: #Laughs How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.

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: #Laughs Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.

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: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

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: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

: #Laughs One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood.

: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

: #Laughs A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur.

: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

: #Laughs If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

: #Laughs Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need

: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

: #Laughs How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.

: #Laughs Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.

: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

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