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: #Laughs Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know.

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: #Laughs A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror.

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: #Laughs What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into the front door of a bar.

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: #Laughs Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"Sent by lcg

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

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: #Laughs "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.

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: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

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: #Laughs What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !

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: #Laughs When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.

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: #Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

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: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

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: #Laughs A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around.

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: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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: #Laughs Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know.

: #Laughs A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror.

: #Laughs What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

: #Laughs |A man walks into the front door of a bar.

: #Laughs Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"Sent by lcg

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

: #Laughs "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.

: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

: #Laughs What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !

: #Laughs When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.

: #Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

: #Laughs A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around.

: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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