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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

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: #Laughs Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; y

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: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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: #Laughs Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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: #Laughs |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him.

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: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !

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: #Laughs A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope.

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: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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: #Laughs The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

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: #Laughs If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached to your belt.

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: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

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: #Laughs St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son.

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: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

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: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

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: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

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: #Laughs How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

: #Laughs Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; y

: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

: #Laughs Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

: #Laughs |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him.

: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !

: #Laughs A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope.

: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

: #Laughs The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

: #Laughs If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached to your belt.

: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

: #Laughs St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son.

: #Laughs A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

: #Laughs How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

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