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: #Laughs Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

: #Laughs One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall.

: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas

: #Laughs A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs.

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
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