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: #Laughs Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

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: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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: #Laughs The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

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: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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: #Laughs Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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: #Laughs Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

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: #Laughs There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog.

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: #Laughs |USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you.

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: #Laughs What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!

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: #Laughs A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

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: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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: #Laughs First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

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: #Laughs Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

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: #Laughs Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

: #Laughs The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

: #Laughs Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

: #Laughs Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

: #Laughs There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog.

: #Laughs |USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you.

: #Laughs What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!

: #Laughs A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

: #Laughs First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

: #Laughs Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

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