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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

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: #Laughs After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

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: #Laughs In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say"Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband

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: #Laughs What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

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: #Laughs A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form.

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: #Laughs Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

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: #Laughs |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.After a caller gave a technician her P

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: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

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: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak -- LeprechaunicsNative-American Speak -- KimosabicsItalo-American Speak -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)Chinese-American Speak -- Won-tonicsJapanes

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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "

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: #Laughs A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results. He does this everyday for a week

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: #Laughs A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.

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: #Laughs How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

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: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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: #Laughs Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account".

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: #Laughs There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

: #Laughs After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

: #Laughs In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say"Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband

: #Laughs What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

: #Laughs Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

: #Laughs A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form.

: #Laughs Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

: #Laughs |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.After a caller gave a technician her P

: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak -- LeprechaunicsNative-American Speak -- KimosabicsItalo-American Speak -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)Chinese-American Speak -- Won-tonicsJapanes

: #Laughs What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "

: #Laughs A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results. He does this everyday for a week

: #Laughs A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.

: #Laughs How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

: #Laughs Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account".

: #Laughs There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station.

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