Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs There were two guys working for the city.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Where do fish come from? Finland!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as t

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

: #Laughs A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

: #Laughs What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

: #Laughs A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

: #Laughs There were two guys working for the city.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

: #Laughs Where do fish come from? Finland!

: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as t

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

: #Laughs What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !

: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

: #Laughs "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme