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: #Laughs An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good.

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: #Laughs Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

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: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

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: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

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: #Laughs Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race.

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: #Laughs Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.European offici

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: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

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: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

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: #Laughs Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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: #Laughs Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

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: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

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: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

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: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

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: #Laughs A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

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: #Laughs An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good.

: #Laughs Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

: #Laughs Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race.

: #Laughs Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improvingefficiency in communications between Government departments.European offici

: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

: #Laughs Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

: #Laughs Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

: #Laughs Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

: #Laughs A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

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